Official biography of the goat (me).

The greatest of all time (GOAT).

Some people have personal websites. I felt it would be irresponsible not to have my own as well, since others want to see my greatness.

Charismatic. Freak. Employed. Capable of operating a motor vehicle. Occasionally answers messages from fans. The résumé speaks for itself. THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED

Market value

Currently impossible to calculate due to insufficient comparable assets.

Availability

Limited. Applications are reviewed with serious precision.

Known weaknesses

None because im the goat.

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Public opportunity

Dating applications are now being accepted.

Against all odds, I have decided to let the general population compete for romantic consideration. Standards remain high.

Apply for consideration

Submission does not guarantee an interview, a date, eye contact, or a response.

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For patrons who feel morally obligated to financially support this important cultural institution.

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Open wallet

Bitcoin (BTC) only. Optional, obviously.

Contact me

For press enquiries, admiration, complaints and other correspondence:

@bloodignite